...In "La Poupee" (tale type 571C), a simple minded orphan-girl fails to observe these three basic rules after receiving a magic doll, which excretes gold when she says, "crap, crap my little rag doll."
The Great Cat Massacre and Other Episodes in French Cultural History - Robert Darnton

p. 54, chapter 1 - Peasants Tell Tales: The Meaning in Mother Goose, in The Great Cat Massacre and Other Episodes in French Cultural History.

 

Just pause a moment and imagine reading that aloud (I don't think I'll ever get so old that I wouldn't snicker a bit at that line). The rules mentioned in that quote are about trusting no one when it comes to money, etc. And the doll excretes, er, excrement on the person that steals it and tries to have it crap gold for him. (La Poupee is French for doll. And should have an accent on the first e, but I never have remembered the key combo to add that. Sorry, French purists. At least I know where I am flawed!)

 

I had completely forgotten the stories mentioned in this chapter dealing with farting. (This is a reread for me, btw.) I'll be sure to add some lengthy quotes/examples of those when I finally review this. They're too weird to not discuss.

 

And the font is still way too big in this quote function, but I can't resist quoting "crap, crap my little rag doll."